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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
>
> 1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting
> someone else to hold while you chop.
>
> 2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat
> by using the shower.
>
> 3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and
> bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.
> Remember to use a timer.
>
> 4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent
> you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
> button.
>
> 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then
> you will be afraid to cough.
>
> 6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
> doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn 't move and does,
> use the duct tape.
>
>
> **Daily Thought:** SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. THEY'RE NOT
> REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE
> WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

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