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Major Mark Smith Seeks Nobel and Oscar

November 25^th in the year of our Lord 2007

Edited by Jeff “Mario” Smith, Guerilla Reporter

By Major Mark Smith, Retired

Note: While this rant is written somewhat in jest, it is actually not very far off base. For years, I have contended that much PTSD was caused, not so much by actual battlefield experiences although that form of PTSD does exist, but by the lack of support form the very Americans whom these protectors of Liberty serve here at home. With a mainstream media that, since the Vietnam War, takes it as its mission to treasonously do everything they can to destroy our efforts it would take an extremely mentally superior individual not to be negatively affected.

The MSM treason coupled with the treason from the loud and naive mouths of college professors and the treasonous words from people like the John “Ho Chi” Kerry, Hanoi Jane, the Al-Sheehan Brigade, John “All Marines are Guilty Until Proven Innocent” Murtha, and the Sean Penns of HELLyweird, it is a wonder that PTSD is not more prevalent among those who serve in combat. I personally know of one Vietnam Veteran who came home from his first tour to a country he “did not recognize” and quickly decided to go back to Vietnam where he felt “more at home” with his unit. He eventually did three tours before he could garner the strength to come back to a country that spit upon him and his war buddies. This is a story I have heard often from others.

After decades of research about why combat affected some Veterans so much, the true problem was found in a place far from the brain and the battlefield.

It is actually a rectum centered problem that is not usually part of the Veteran’s physical or mental make-up at all. It seems butt-holes at home play the largest role in Veteran’s problems dealing with the aftermath of war. Researchers looking to track down the vectors for this terrible plague, have found hot spots in the halls of Congress and media editorial departments too numerous to mention.

These butt-holes should never be compared to the fourth point of contact of the American Paratrooper. That could be a mentally and physically life altering experience.

The above, coupled with a fat, self-absorbed American public, rife with butt-holes, has made PTSD a very frequent illness among Veterans. Just look at what one gaseous butt-hole named Gore could do with methane at the expense of us all. It has been determined that the cutting down of one tree by each Veteran, could end the threat of Greenhouse gases and most PTSD if shoved up all the butt-holes thus sealing them off.

Now give me my Nobel Prize and Oscar.

MARK SMITH

 

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