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Prison versus work

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. 

            @ PRISON

            @ work

            YOU SPEND THE MAJORITY OF YOUR TIME IN A 10 x 10 CELL

            you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

            YOU GET THREE MEALS A DAY FULLY PAID FOR

            you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

            YOU GET TIME OFF FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR

            you get more work for good behavior

            THE GUARD LOCKS AND UNLOCKS ALL THE DOORS FOR YOU

            you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

            YOU CAN WATCH TV AND PLAY GAMES

            you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

            YOU GET YOUR OWN TOILET

            you have to share the toilet with other people

            THEY ALLOW YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO VISIT

            you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

            ALL EXPENSES ARE PAID BY THE TAXPAYERS WITH NO WORK REQUIRED

            you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

            YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR LIFE INSIDE BARS WANTING TO GET OUT

            you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

            YOU MUST DEAL WITH SADISTIC WARDENS

            they are called managers

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