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Cows, The Constitution, and the 10 Commandments

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington?  And, they tracked
her calves to their stalls.  But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give
them all a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq.  Why don't
we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it's worked for over 200 years and besides, we're not using it
anymore.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
courthouse........   You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery"  and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work
environment.

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