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Kids Are Quick -
Sometimes They Are Amazing
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>> > > TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>> > > MARIA: Here it is.
>> > > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>> > > CLASS: Maria.
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
>> > > GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
>> > > TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
>> > > GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
>> > > RYAN: H I J K L M N O
>> > > TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
>> > > RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we
>> > > didn't have 10 years ago.
>> > > HUNTER: Me !
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
>> > > ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground
than
>> > > you are.
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
>> > > BETH: I is...........
>> > > TEACHER: No Beth.....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
>> > > BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree,
>> > > but also admitted it. ! ; Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't
punish
>> > > him?
>> > > ALEX: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
>> > >
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>> > > TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
>> > > MACY: No Mam, I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.
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>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
>> > > brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
>> > > DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
>> > >
>> > > >>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>> > > TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to
people
>> > > who are no longer interested?
>> > > PARKER: A Teacher
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