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Holy Golf
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing
golf. Moses stepped up to the tee and drove a long one.
It landed in the fairway but rolled directly toward
the water. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water
parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long
one directly toward the same water. It landed directly
in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the
water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped
it up onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the
ball. It heads out over the fence and into oncoming
traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck and
hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof
of a nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down
the downspout, out onto the fairway and right toward
the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it
hits a little stone and bounces out over the water and
onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a
very large bullfrog jumped upon the lily pad and snatched
the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped
down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed
over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped
the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful
hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing
with your Dad."
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