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Two little kids are in a  hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here  for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm  a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you  wake up they give you lots of Jell-o and ice
cream. It's a  breeze." The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The  first kid says, "A circumcision." The second kid replies, "Whoa. Good  luck buddy, I had
that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

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