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Splinters a Good laugh.....

>  >>From: "Mary Jo Hawley" <mjhawley_3@hotmail.com>

>  >>To: annettehawley@hotmail.com, starman1664@yahoo.com,

> pagner@earthlink.net,  >>rgoettke@fuse.net, jimni294@comcast.net,

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>  >>Subject: Fw: Splinters a Good laugh.....

>  >>Date: Sun, 25 Dec 2005 23:18:43 -0500

>  >>

>  >>

>  >>

>  >> > > > A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and

>  >> > > > an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland.

>  >> > > > There was a large tree on one of the highest points

>  >> > > > in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural

>  >> > > > splendor of her land so she started to climb the big

>  >> > > > tree. As she neared the top she encountered a

>  >> > > > spotted owl that attacked her.

>  >> > > >

>  >> > > > In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree

>  >> > > > to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

>  >> > > > In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest

>  >> > > > doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and

>  >> > > > an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the

>  >> > >

>  >> > splinters. The doctor listened to her story with

>  >> > > > great patience and then told her to go into the

>  >> > > > examining room and he would see if he could help

>  >> > > > her. She sat and waited three hours before the

>  >> > > > doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What

>  >> > > > took you so long?"

>  >> > > >

>  >> > > > He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get

>  >> > > > permits from the Environmental Protection Agency,

>  >> > > > the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management

>  >> > > > before I could remove old-growth timber from a

>  >> > > > recreational area. I'm sorry, but they turned me

>  >> > > > down."

>  >> > > > GOD BLESS AMERICA....

>  >> > >

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