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Retirees

  Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
  Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

  Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
  Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

  Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
  Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

  Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
  Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

  Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
  Answer: Tied shoes.

  Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
  Answers: They are the only ones who have the time.

  Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
  garage?
  Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will
  want to store stuff there.

  Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
  Answer: Normal.

  Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
  Answers: The never ending Coffee Break.

  Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
  retiree?
  Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

  Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses
  the people he used to work with?
  Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
 

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