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                  LIQUOR WARNING

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>  >>Of course this does not apply to you and me, but you may want to

> pass this on to other people to warn them.

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>  >>Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are

whispering when you are not.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can

> sing.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can

> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are ougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

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>  >>WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

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>  >>WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

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