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Blonds....
Did you hear
about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the
Winter."
Why did the blonde resolve to have only
3 children?
She heard that one out of every four
children born in the world is Chinese.
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at
the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve
blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
A blonde was driving home after a game
and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the
next day she took it to a repair shop The shop owner saw that she was a blonde,
so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the
tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.
So the blonde went home, got down on
her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So
she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her roommate, another
blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how
the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all
the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes and said,
"Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
A blonde went to an eye doctor to have
her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters
with the left eye while covering the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on
which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with
a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the
letters. As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her
face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no
need to get emotional about getting glasses." "I know," agreed the blonde, "But
I kind of had my heart set on wire frames.
A blonde was shopping at a Target Store
and came across a silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked
it up and brought it over to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said,
"That's a thermos . . . it keeps some things hot and some things cold" "Wow,
said the blonde, "that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!" So she bought the
thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk.
"What do you have there?" he asked.
"Why, that's a thermos . . . it keeps
hot things hot and cold things cold," she replied.
Her boss inquired, "What do you have in
it?" The blond replied, "Two Popsicles and some coffee".
And, finally, this gem which just
appeared in my INBOX. This has to be one of the best blonde jokes around. This
should make all you technologically challenged people feel GOOD.
A young man wanted to get his beautiful
blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he
decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her
all of its features. Susie was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her
new phone.
The next day Susie went shopping. Her
phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi
Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?" Susie replied, "I just love
it! Its so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I
dont understand though..." "Whats that, sweetie?" asked her husband. "How did
you know I was at Walmart?"
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