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Flu shot alternative??

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> Lena, the church organist at Coon Ridge Lutheran

> > > Church, was in her 80's& had never been married. She was much

> > > admired for her sweetness & kindness to all.

> > > The Pastor came to call on Lena, one afternoon early in the

> > > spring, & she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited

> > > him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat

> > > facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass

> > > bowl sitting on top of it, filled with water. In the water

> > > floated, of all things, a "condom."

> > >

> > > Imagine his shock & surprise. Imagine his curiosity!!

> > > Surely Miss Lena had flipped or something...!! When she returned

> > > with tea & cookies, they began to chat.

> > > The Pastor tried to

> > > stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water & its strange

> > > floater, but soon it got the better of him, & he could resist no

> > > longer. "Miss Lena, he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?

> > > (pointing to the bowl).

> > >

> > > "Oh, yes," Lena replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking

> > > downtown

> last

> > > fall, & I found this little package on the ground. The directions

> > > said

> to

> > > put it on the organ, keep it wet, & it would prevent disease. And

> > > you know.. I haven't had a cold or flu all winter."

> > >

> > > For those of you who couldn't get a flu shot this year, you might

> > > want to give this a try!!

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