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Heaven

  Al Gore , Bill, & Hillary go to Heaven. God addresses Al first.

  "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won

  that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.

  And I've come to understand that now."

  God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good. Come

  and sit at my left."

  God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

  Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never

  held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges

  are held against me."

  God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son.

  Come and sit at my right."

   God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

   "I believe you're in my chair."

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