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Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died:

       1st woman: "I froze to death..."

       2nd woman: "How horrible!"

       1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

           I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

       2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was

                 cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But

                 instead,I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

       1st woman: "So what happened?"

       2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere

           that I started running all over the house looking... I ran up into the attic and

           searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked

           under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became

           so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

      1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we'd both still be alive."

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