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Students
A new teacher was trying to
make use of her psychology
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> >courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who
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> >thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
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> >After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The
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> >teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little
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> >Johnny?"
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> >"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by
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> >yourself!"
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> >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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> >Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
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> >smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
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> >mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said
his
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> >mother, who then began removing the cream with a
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> >tissue.
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> >"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving
up?"
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> >* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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> >The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
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> >attention in class. She called on him and said,
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> >"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
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> >Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
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> >Cartoon Network!"
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> >Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
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> >to their local police station where they saw pictures
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> >tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
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> >criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
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> >and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
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> >person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives
want
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> >very badly to capture him."
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> >Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you
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> >took his picture?"
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