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"Your Liberty is Our Interest"

July 18, 2005

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Lancelot

>Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.
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>And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.
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>The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.
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>The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.
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>Which would he prefer?  Beautiful during the day.........or night?
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>Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?
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>What would YOU do?
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>What Lancelot chose is below. BUT.......make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
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>Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.
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>Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.
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>Now....what is the moral to this story?
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>The moral is.........

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>If you don't let a woman have her own way....
>Things are going to get ugly!


 

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