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Why we drink beer
If it's good enough for Ben Franklin and Babe Ruth, it's good enough for me.
Shenandoah
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Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, theymight be out of work and
their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and
let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his
fools.
Ernest Hemingway
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Paul Hornung
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not.
H.L. Mencken
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!
George Bernard Shaw
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not
go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry
Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 b.c.
W.C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group." Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher
And the number one reason I drink beer......One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin
explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy, Norm...
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast
as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the
slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you
always feel smarter after a few beers!"
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