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Subject: Mowing the Lawn

The power mower was broken and wouldn't run, a lady kept hinting
to her husband that he should get it fixed. But, somehow the message
never sank in.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When her husband arrived home one day, he found her seated in the
tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

He was gone only a few moments. When he came out again, he handed
her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass", he said, "You
might as well sweep the sidewalks."

The doctors say he will probably walk again, but he will always
limp.

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