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A SENIOR WEDDING:

Jacob, age 81, and Grace, age 80, are all excited
about their decision to get married. They go for a
stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter. "Are you
the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."


Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart
medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: Medicine for memory problem, arthritis,
jaundice?"

Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety - the works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
antidotes for poisons, Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely!"

Jacob: You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "Excellent. We'd like to
use this store as our Bridal Registry!"

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