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The Ranch Hand...

A successful Colorado rancher died and left everything

to his devoted wife.  She was a very good-looking woman,

and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little

about ranching.

So she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a

ranch hand.  Two men applied for the job. One was gay

and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one

else applied she decided to hire the gay man, figuring

it would be safer to have him around the house than

the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours

everyday and knew a lot about ranching.  For weeks,

the two of them worked hard, and the ranch was doing

very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired

hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch

looks great!   You should go into town and kick up

your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town the

following Saturday night.

One o'clock came, and he didn't return.  Two o'clock,

and no hired hand.  He returned around two-thirty, and

upon entering the house, he found the rancher's widow

sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse

and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.

"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so

slowly "Now take off my stockings."  He removed each

gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

"Now take off my skirt."  He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly

watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra."  Again, with trembling hands, he did

as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire,

he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear

my clothes into town again, you're fired."

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