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The Blonde Year In Review

January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into

the typewriter.

March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the

box said "2-4 years."

April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those

little packets.

June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a

slope.

July - After losing in a breast  stroke swimming competition, complained to

the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked

car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."

October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per

pound and she weighed 120.

December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.

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