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June 27, 2005

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LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER:

 

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is

a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her

mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never

seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be

Lebanese?

 

Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my

VCR?

 

Dear Abby,

I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby

I'm carrying is his.

 

Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill

for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should

share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with

him.

 

Dear Abby,

I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted

with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

 

Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in

a good Christian home turn against his own?

 

Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

 

Dear Abby,

My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour

every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

 

Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until

one night he came home sober.

 

Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental

pause.

 

Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send

him to a doctor. Well , my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a

doctor. Now what do I do?

 

Dear Abby,

I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for

Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned

building.

 

Dear Abby,

My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was

and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him

rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said,

"Will? What will? I'm making a list of the people I want to bite."

 

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