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> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids

> each for six weeks.  Each kid will play two sports and either take

> music or dance classes.  There is no fast food.

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> Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean,

> correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and

> pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.  In

> addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each

> week.

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> Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a

> dentist appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also

> make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

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> Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,

> planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times. The men

> will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all

> chores are done.

> There is only one TV between them.

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> Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid

> song that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive

> character on cartoons.  The men must shave their legs, wear makeup

> daily, which they will apply themselves either while driving or making

> four lunches.  They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear

> uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and

> eyebrows groomed.

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> During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach

> cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but

> never once complain or slow down from other duties.  They must attend

> weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the

> afternoon at the park or a similar setting.  He will need to pray with

> the children each night, bathe them, dress them, brush their teeth and

> comb their hair each morning by 7:00.

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> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will

> be required to know all of the following information:  *each child's

> birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. 

> Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of

> labor.

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> Each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite

> song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to

> be when they grow up. They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and  then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.

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> Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a

> tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

> The  kids vote them off the island based on performance.  The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at

> a moments notice.

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> If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over

> again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be

> Called Mother!

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