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Things to ponder
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the
bubbles are always white?
Why is there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart
then apologizes for doing so,
Why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right so why
don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter Why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?
If at first you don't succeed, why don't you try doing it like
your wife/husband told you to do it in the first place? And obviously if at
first you don't succeed, then don't take up sky diving!
Why are there dead bugs in enclosed light fixtures? How did they get in
there?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're
okay, then it's you.
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