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A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
> While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
>
> Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"
> God said, "No you have another 43 years, two months,and eight days to
> live."
>
> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
> face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.Since she had so much more
> time to live, she figured she might as well look nicer.
>
> After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
> crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an
> ambulance.
>
> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
> another 40 years to live? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
> that ambulance?"
>
> God replied, "GirrrrLLLLL....., I didn't even recognize you!"

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