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"Your Liberty is Our Interest"

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Sr. Margaret Mary, who worked for a local
> home health care agency was making her rounds when she
> ran out of gas and was stranded off a busy intersection.
>
>           Fortunately there was a gas station just a
> block away. She walked to the station to borrow a can
> with enough gas to start the car and drive back for a
> fill up.
>
>           The attendant said he was sorry but the only
> gasoline can just been loaned out, but if she just waited
> around it would be back within an hour or so.
>
>           Sr. Margaret Mary explained she was on her way
> to see a patient and thanked the young man, but decided
> to walk back to her car.
>
>           After looking through the trunk for something
> to carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a
> spare bedpan. Always resourceful, she carried it back to
> the station, filled it with gasoline, and promptly
> returned to her car.
>
>           As she was pouring the gas into her car two men
> watched her from the bar across the street.
>
>           One said to the other, "I swear if that damn
> car starts, I'm going to become Catholic!"
>
>

 

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