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The Loving Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a GOLF CLUB.  A cell phone on a bench

rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. 

Every one else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only

$1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that

much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004

models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is

back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in

astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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