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A group of seniors were sitting around the pool in sunny Florida talking

> about all their ailments. "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly

> lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know," said another. "My

> cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee." "I couldn't even

> mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled, volunteered a

> third. "What? Speak up, I can't hear you," said a fourth. "I can't

> turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to

> which several nodded weakly in agreement. "My blood pressure pills

> make me so dizzy I can hardly walk," exclaimed another. "I forget

> where I am and where I'm going," said an elderly gent. "I guess that's

> the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly

> shook his head. The others nodded in agreement. "Well, count your

> blessings," said one woman cheerfully. "THANK GOD WE CAN ALL DRIVE"

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