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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (but not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, gender, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wisher.

[By accepting this greeting you are accepting the following terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.  It is freely transferable, but without alteration to the original greeting.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him-or-herself or other and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.]

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