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One finds that old Dr. Phil is good for something after all

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.  By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.  So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the  cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

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