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The Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.

Upon her return, her father cussed her; "Where have you been all this
time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us; not even a line to let us know how
you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what
you put your Mum through??!!"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner!

You're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"

"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom
this luxury fur coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a
savings account certificate for £5 million. For my little brother, this
gold Rolex, and for you, Daddy, the spanking new Mercedes limited edition
convertible that's parked outside, plus a lifetime membership to the
Country Club...(takes a breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Year's
Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...."

"Now, what was it you said you had become?"

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute, Dad... Sniff, sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said
"a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"

 

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