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Dear Spike,

I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter
to break off her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget?

I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo, and pierced nose.
I now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really
should not have reacted the way I did to the fact that you have never
held a job.

I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the
bridge in the park.

Sure, my daughter is only 17 and wants to marry you instead of going
to Harvard on a full ride scholarship. After all, you can't learn
everything about life from books. I sometimes forget how backward I
can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have now come to my senses and
you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.

Sincerely,

Your future father-in-law....

P. S. Congratulations on winning the Powerball lottery

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