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 This is the ultimate response to a Dear John
letter. You gotta love a
 guy like this. Humor in the face of defeat.

 A Marine was deployed in Iraq. While he was
there he received a letter
from his girlfriend. In the letter she
explained that she had slept with
 two guys while he had been gone and she
wanted to break up with him, and
 she wanted pictures of herself returned.

 So the Marine did what any squared-away
Marine would do. He went around
 to his buddies and collected all of the
unwanted photos of women he
 could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures
of women (with and without
 clothing) to his former girlfriend with the
following note:

 "I don't remember which one you are. Please
remove your picture and
 Send the rest back."

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