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  ITALIAN PASTA DIET

   IT REALLY WORKS !!
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>    1) You walka pasta da bakery.
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>    2) You walka pasta da candy store.
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>    3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
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>    4) You walka pasta da table and fridge
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>   CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
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>     For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
>nutrition and health.
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>     It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
>studies.
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>    1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
>Americans.
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>    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
>Americans.
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>    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
>attacks than Americans.
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>    4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
>heart attacks than Americans.
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>    5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
>and suffer fewer
>    heart attacks than Americans.

   CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
                       Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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