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Tales of Two Johns

by Jeff “Mario” Smith, Guerilla Poet

October 22, 2004

Two men named “John” want me to give them my vote.

I hear one of them liked to ride in a boat.

Word has it he has some shady purple hearts,

That some say he got just by having wet farts.

I wasn’t there, but I will tell you one thing,

His talk of “brothers” with me does not ring.

One does not leave his band of brothers behind,

To pursue one’s career and pollute young minds.

He joined up with a gal named “Hanoi Jane”,

Who met with our enemy and was a “Royal Pain”.

Her treason was known; She sat on their gun,

Wearing an enemy helmet, like Attila the Hun.

Ho Chi John joined up with famous Hanoi Jane,

And created his now infamous name.

He joined a group of liars called the VVAW.

They told Tricky Dick, “For you we make trouble”.

They lied about things they never saw happen.

All through the media their mouths were a crappin’.

It’s long since proven these men were all fakers,

And for that, one day, they will face their maker.

If it were up to me they would likely all hang,

But the media made sure, for their lies, the bells rang.

The media had a field day with their deceit and their lies,

While our great men in Vietnam heard loud battle cries.

They cried, “Medic! Medic! Man down over here!

Come quick, come now, save my buddy so dear.”

While the brave men died and the lucky fought on,

Ho Chi John and Hanoi Jane made sure the commies won.

General Giap himself will tell you still today,

If it weren’t for the hippies, from their quest they would’ve strayed.

But the VVAW helped them to just barely hang on,

For the world to hear the lies of one Ho Chi John.

In Paris he met our enemy, and together they planned,

To win the war for the North, and more communist land.

He “aided and abetted” and led the fight,

To promote anti-God communism instead of what’s right.

Ho Chi John in ’92, committed treason once again,

As he joined John McCain and re-abandoned our men.

The POW MIA abandonment was buried so deep,

Open trade with Vietnam was the reward they would reap.

A Forbes is his cousin; real estate is his game.

In Vietnam, thanks to cousin John, his fortune soon came.

Billions on the backs of our POW MIA.

Ho Chi John does not care; who the hell are they.

Twenty years in Congress with nothing to show,

Proves Ho Chi John is nothing but blow.

He has a new little pal; John Edwards is his name.

From the misery of others, he made his new fame.

John 2 is a lawyer who can channel the unborn.

He seeks more litigation, the world we must warn.

For if he gains the power of the second seat,

Trial lawyers will be the bear, and we the meat.

He says if John Kerry’s elected, the cripple will walk.

To all who believe that, to God they should talk.

In North Carolina, John 2 can’t be re-elected.

So he hopes his tall buddy’s the one that’s selected.

My mother always gave me the best life’s advice.

Sometimes she would tell me to please flush twice.

I’m seeing the wisdom in my mother’s kind words,

As I now flush twice, downing two huge turds.

Our system only allows us to choose from two.

I am sure about me, but not about you.

One would have to be blind not to see the treason.

Of selecting two Johns this electoral season.

Jeff is a Veteran of service with the United States Army from 1975 to 1978. He served in an Improved Hawk Missile Battery during the Cold War in Europe . His son is an AIRBORNE Veteran of the Iraqi Freedom War still serving his country. His grandfather lost his hearing from artillery during WWI; his father still has shrapnel in his legs from serving in Europe in WWII; One brother is a Vietnam Veteran, having led men into battle with the 3^rd / 503^rd Infantry of the famed 173^rd AIRBORNE Brigade [the Herd] in 1967 and 68; Another brother served in a Missile Support unit in Korea in 1969. Jeff is also a POW MIA Activist [Task Force Omega KY] working to educate what he calls the “sheeple” about the despicable abandonment of our men to the communists after all wars. See www.greasyonline.com  for more information on the POW MIA abandonment.

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