Jefferson Review

"Your Liberty is Our Interest"

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An old Kentucky woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown
Louisville Building, when two young and beautiful women get into the
elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

>The little old Kentucky woman says, My, what nice aromas!
> One woman turns to the old Kentucky woman and says You should wish you
could afford some of this, Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! The
other young woman also turns to the old Kentucky woman saying arrogantly,
Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!
> The little old woman is feeling very insulted from the remarks made to
her. About 3 floors later, the old Kentucky woman has reached her
destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she
looks at both women in the eye, bends over, farts and says... Cabbage, 49
cents a pound. !!! 

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