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Doctor Doom Crushes Peter Pan

by Jeff "Mario" Smith, Guerilla Reporter

October 5, 2004

First of all, presidential debates are exercises in style over substance

for the most part, and this writer places zero value in them. Second

of all, they are mediated by biased media pundits who are experts

at phrasing questions in such a way as to make one candidate look

better than the other.

However, having enjoyed vice-presidential debates for their entertain-

ment value, ever since Lloyd Bentsen made his now famous John

Kennedy retort, I took the time to watch the VP debate this evening

with my son, home on leave, an Operation Iraqi Freedom Veteran and

vocal Bush Cheney supporter.

Peter Pan, the boy wonder of the demonrat party who cannot even

be reelected in his own state, was soundly defeated this evening

in a televised debate with Doctor Doom, arguably the most highly

experienced Vice President in our nation's history.

Listening to my son laugh at Edwards’ ridiculous statements was

quite enjoyable. You see, I used to listen to my son laugh at the liberal

talking heads on TV when he was but a young high school student.

It brings back good memories. This young man was politically and

historically educated beyond that of most adults before he was even

eligible to vote. This, he did on his own, too. It interests him. I wish I

could say that about the majority of his generation, but we can hope.

While the boy wonder from North Carolina tried to sound off negatively

about the obvious progress America has been making these past four

years, Doctor Doom responded with facts and truth about the good

news we have been living since President Bush took office, but the

media wing of the demonrat party refuse to report.

In addition, Doctor Doom talked about the inconsistent message

received from these two would be White House residents and their

atrocious records in Congress. It appears boy wonder has been

awol in Congress, and his own hometown newspaper has taken to

nicknaming him Senator "Gone". You gotta love that!

This reporter was particularly excited when Doctor Doom opened

up the can of whoop-@$$ and leveled Peter Pan with his remarks

about the voting records of these two commies. Doctor Doom was

successful in bringing substance into an arena where the demon-

rat media are famous for creating an aura absence of substance

and full of style. Hoorah Doctor Doom!

No matter how the media spin this one for their buddies on the left,

make no mistake about it, Peter Pan came off like the little

inexperienced pretty boy millionaire he is, and Doctor Doom came

off as the experienced statesman that he is. Way to go Doctor Doom!

There will be a fireworks display at one guerilla reporters house on

the evening of November 2nd, with or without Hanoi John Fonda

Kerry's concession speech. We fully expect a repeat of the Sore

Loserman 2000 attempt to steal the election for the communists,

but that will not interfere with our celebration.

May God bless America in this time of divisiveness and a time

where so many people are so ignorant of how wonderful a nation

we are so blessed to have.

"He who dares not offend cannot be honest."
Thomas Paine

"Take heed that no man deceive you."
Matthew 24:4

"You are either right-wing or chicken-wing."

Mario 1:1

"Friends don't let friends vote Lie-bral!"

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