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Who's Driving This Frying Pan Anyway?

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh
my GOD!
You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We
need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to
get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK!
Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when
you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are
you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
You know you always
forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with
you? You think I
don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you
what it feels like when
I'm driving".

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