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Jobs

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it,
mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,
I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that
I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit,
because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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