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Ernest goes to Frankfort

Finally, we have Gov. Ernest Goes to Frankfort's Top Ten new cost-cutting health benefits for state employees and teachers:

 10. All breast exams done at Hooters

  9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

   8. Tongue depressors taste like Fudgesicles.

   7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto Rooter.

   6. The only item listed under preventive care is "an apple a day."

   5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you donated to Goodwill last month.

    4. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.

    3. The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

    2. Your Prozac comes in different colors with little Ms on them.

 And the number one change to look for in Gov. Ernest's health plan is...you ask for Viagra and they give you a stick and some duct tape.

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