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Good Questions

>

> Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

>

> Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles

are

> always white?

>

> Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

>

> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes

that

> something new to eat will have materialized?

>

> On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message 'one slice'? How

many

>

> pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in

that

> slot?

>

> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their

vacuum

> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to

give

> their vacuum one more chance?

>

> Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first

try?

>

> How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

>

> Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not

then

> what was the purpose of the bath?

>

> Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying

your

> clothes would they eventually just disappear?

>

> When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

shopping

> cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'? It

isn't

> all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

>

> Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the

top

you

> always think there's still one more step?

>

> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling

off

> the table you always manage to knock something else over?

>

> Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash

pickup

> is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

>

> In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer

when

> we complained about the heat?

>

> Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

>

> Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

>

> If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend,

who

> really is the dumber sex?

>

> Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they

just as

> needy throughout the rest of the year?

>

> Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and

deep

> wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are

deathly

> ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

>

> How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

>

> Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

>

> Do Chinese people get hungry an hour after they eat American food?

>

> Shouldn't all married men forget their mistakes? After all there's no

sense

> in two people remembering the same things.

>

> Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have

to

> live with women?

>

> If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your

wife

> told you to?

> How important does a person have to be before they are considered

> assassinated instead of just murdered?

>

> Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... but it's only a "penny

for

> your thoughts". Where's that extra penny going to?

>

> Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were

buried

> in for eternity?

>

> Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

>

> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would

be a

> good idea to put wheels on luggage?

>

> Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up

like

> every two hours?

>

> Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

>

> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

binoculars

> to look at things on the ground?

>

> Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see

you

> naked anyway.

>

> If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

>

> When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky

dunk."

>

> Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can

in

> prison?

>

> If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started

with

> something called labor!

>

> Why is it that brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live

> forever?

>

> ????????????????

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