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THREE WOMEN-ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
HILLBILLY-WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE
GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP

STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. " I HAVE A MICROCHIP
UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
WOMEN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE

FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE
PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO
BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING

JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.  SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA

AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF
TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED
THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK
AT THAT. I'M GETTING A FAX."

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