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> DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
> 40-ish.............................................49
> Average looking..................................Ugly
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
> Emotionally Secure......................On medication
> Feminist..........................................Fat
> Free spirit....................................Junkie
> Fun..........................................Annoying
> New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places
> Open-minded.................................Desperate
> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
> Large frame................................Hugely Fat
> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
>
> WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. Yes = No
> 2. No = Yes
> 3. Maybe = No
> 4. We need = I want..
> 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
> 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
> 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
> 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
> 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>
> MEN'S ENGLISH:
> 1. I am hungry. = I am hungry.
> 2. I am sleepy. = I am sleepy.
> 3. I am tired. = I am tired.
> 4. Nice dress. = Nice cleavage!
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