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Looking Good

Many "Old Folks" (those over 50 or hovering somewhere around 50) are
quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about
the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as
we try to be nice and conform to the fashions that the designers in NYC,
California, and/or Paris inflict upon the world.

Here is a the result of a recent study. Despite what you may have seen on
the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots.........

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. In-line skates and a walker

With these guidelines, I'm sure you'll be LOOKING GOOD!

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