From Jay Leno
You know what I love
about California. People who complain about $2.50 a gallon for gas are happy
to pay three bucks for 12 ounce cappuccino. That seems fair.
Today Senator John Kerry introduced his plan to reduce oil prices. He says
he's going to marry a rich Saudi Arabian princess.
John Kerry is
recovering from shoulder surgery. He claims to have received get well cards
from 15 different foreign leaders and.although he won't name them.
You realize that John Kerry could the first president to give both the State
of The Union Address and then the rebuttal.
Ralph Nader who's also
running for president as an independent is advising John Kerry to "loosen up".
How embarrassing is that? When Ralph Nader thinks you're square. Oh my God!
You know what I hate
about these hearings - they keep asking who's fault was 9-11. Bush
administration blames it on Clinton. The Clinton administration blames it on
Bush? How about the bin Laden administration? Anybody think of that?
Well the good news for
Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The
bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from "The Munsters."
Premium is close to $3
a gallon here in California. In fact, gas is so expensive, SUV now stands for
stranded utility vehicle. Illegal aliens in California now say they don't want
driver's licenses.
Former President Bill
Clinton didn't watch (Condi Rice testify). To this day, he still gets
extremely nervous whenever a woman testifies under oath.
To give you an idea how
bad its getting on the way to work today, I saw a crystal-meth lab being
converted into a gas station. They know where the money is. More money in it.
Oh and today John Kerry
accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know as opposed to John
Kerry who just marries them.
Tax Time 2004
http://lii.org/taxes/
This index of Internet
tax resources is presented by the Librarian Index to the Internet : "The
following resources include Web sites related to tax forms and publications,
income tax preparation, taxation, auditing, sales tax, flat tax, tax-related
finance sites, the IRS and state taxation agencies, and finally (how we need
it during tax season) a bit of humor."
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This newsletter is
published by the National Federation of Republican Assemblies, The Republican
Wing of the Republican Party.
President, Richard Engle
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Edited by Steve Frank
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