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>THOUGHTS FOR THE
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>Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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>Life is sexually transmitted.
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>Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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>Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks
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Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
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Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
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Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents??
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize
that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they
hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now,
compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people
are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration
&Homeland Security.
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