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EASTER

 Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing
 before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter
 the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

 The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have
 a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

 St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

 The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus'
 birth and exchange gifts."

 St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

 The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter
 said, "So, tell me."

 She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with
 the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover
 feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and
 the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and
 eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a
 very large boulder ..

 St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

 Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away
 the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have
 six more weeks of basketball."

 St. Peter fainted.

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