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"Your Liberty is Our Interest"

March 22, 2004

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Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when
Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead
at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing
standing up.

Finkelstein eventually looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his
wife?" They draw straws.

Goldberg picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle,
don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet? I'm the most discreet mensch you will ever meet. Discretion
is my middle name, leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyerwitz apartment, knocks on the door. The
wife answers and asks what he wants.

Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
home."

The wife says, "Tell him to drop dead!"

"I'll go tell him," says Goldberg

 

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