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HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB???

BORDER COLLIE: Just one and then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

BOXER: Who cares?? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

LAB: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeze let me change the light bulb!! Can I?? Can I ??

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven't forgotten any, and done a perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

JACK RUSSELL: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb?? I'm sorry but I don't see a light bulb.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

AND THE CAT: Dogs do not change .light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the real questions is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner and a massage???

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