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Only
in America......do
drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
diet
coke.
Only
in
America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages
of eight.
Only
in
America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli'
in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only
in
America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER
WONDER ....
Why
the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why
is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You
know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they
make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If
flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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